Lady Million Clones

"### How it Smells Edition One bursts forth with an aggressively candied raspberry, like the syrup used to sweeten children’s medicine. The neroli attempts to cut through the saccharine, but comes across more like industrial cleaner than delicate blossom. In the heart, the jasmine takes on a powdered quality, reminiscent of vintage makeup compacts found at a flea market. The gardenia offers a fleeting creaminess, but the African orange flower smells sharp and discordant, creating a metallic tang. The base attempts warmth with honey, but it reads as artificial, almost plastic. The patchouli feels thin and papery, and the amber lacks depth, leaving a somewhat astringent residue. ### Wear time & Sillage On my skin, Edition One lasted around six hours, with initial projection reaching about an arm’s length. By hour four, it faded to a skin scent. I tested it at a cocktail party and found it suffocating and cloying when mixed with the other fragrances. ### Is it Worth It? This fragrance best suits the person who likes attention above all else, someone who favors a bold, somewhat flashy presentation. This is a scent for the individual who revels in synthetic textures and neon hues, preferring the manufactured to the genuine."