
Scentonym Analysis
Our objective metric for performance per dollar.
The Scent Profile
Mango Punch opens with a sugary rush of ripe mango, like the syrupy kind you get in canned fruit cocktail. The black pepper adds a spicy tingle, but it's brief, fading into a slightly artificial blackberry note that smells like grape bubblegum. The heart is where things diverge from the inspiration. The orris gives a powdery softness, but it's almost immediately overshadowed by a cloying jasmine that leans heavily into an indole aroma reminiscent of mothballs. The lotus is lost in the shuffle. The drydown is disappointingly synthetic, revealing a vanilla frosting accord with a plasticky edge. The patchouli struggles to cut through the sweetness, lending an earthy base that's ultimately muffled. It has the same fruity DNA as the original, but lacks the sophisticated brightness and natural feel, instead becoming a saccharine, simplified interpretation.
Final Thoughts
Wearing Mango Punch feels like opting for a fruit-flavored hard candy when you could have a fresh mango smoothie. It gives you the main flavor, but lacks the nuance and refreshment. You get the recognizable mango vibe, but sacrifice a cleaner, more refined composition, and the result is a much heavier, less airy experience.
Projection Power
I get about 5-6 hours of wear from Mango Punch. For the first hour, it projects strongly, filling a room. After that, it settles into a skin scent. I wore it during a casual brunch and found it a little too loud. I also tested it at the office, which was a mistake – the syrupy opening became headache-inducing by midday.
Performance Audit
Based on average wear time
Sillage & radius
Relative to market avg
Why we track this:
Price Arbitrage: Significant savings compared to the original Vilhelm Parfumerie pricing.
Community Verified: Cross-referenced against 381 enthusiast votes for accuracy.