
Scentonym Analysis
Our objective metric for performance per dollar.
Olfactory Experience
Rich Bois opens with a sparkling citrus cocktail, heavy on the tangerine peel and slightly bitter grapefruit pith, not unlike sunshine filtered through antique glass. The rose at its heart is dark, jammy, almost candied, like rose Turkish delight left a day too long in the sun. Black currant adds a tart, wine-like depth, hinting at aged burgundy. The base is where it shifts; the patchouli is earthy and dominant, bordering on medicinal, eclipsing the sandalwood. Instead of a creamy vanilla, it presents a drier, more woody vanilla pod impression. It lacks the luxurious cashmere feel present in its inspiration, leaning instead into an intense, slightly harsh woodiness.
Longevity & Projection
I got a solid 7 hours of wear, projecting strongly for the first two arm's length and then settling closer to the skin. I wore it during a rainy gallery opening, and the damp air seemed to amplify the earthy patchouli. I tested it again in a dry, controlled environment, and the citrus faded within the first hour, leaving a somewhat unbalanced patchouli and rose duet.
Final Thoughts
This fragrance suits someone who favors a bold, assertive presence. They might be a vintage bookstore owner with ink-stained fingers or a landscape architect who isn't afraid to get their hands dirty. They appreciate luxury but prefer function over fuss, substance over surface. They prefer their scents potent and unapologetic, unafraid to command a room with a powerful, earthy aura.
Performance Audit
Based on average wear time
Sillage & radius
Relative to market avg
Why we track this:
Price Arbitrage: Significant savings compared to the original Xerjoff pricing.
Community Verified: Cross-referenced against 293 enthusiast votes for accuracy.
Beast Mode Performance: Identified as having exceptional longevity and projection.