
Scentonym Analysis
Our objective metric for performance per dollar.
Scent Breakdown
Natural Royal Night kicks off with an assertive incense note, like lighting a cheap stick in a damp basement. The raspberry attempts sweetness, but veers into a sickly cherry cough syrup territory rather quickly. The oud in the heart is a pale imitation, lacking the depth and complexity of the inspiration. Instead, it presents a scratchy, almost medicinal wood note, mingling with a birch tar accord that smells vaguely of worn leather. The rose tries valiantly to add a floral touch, but is soon flattened by the synthetic amberwood in the base. The drydown is ultimately a plasticky blend of geranium and benzoin, lacking the sophisticated warmth promised.
Projection Power
On my skin, Natural Royal Night persisted for about 6 hours. Projection is moderate for the first hour, extending to about an arm's length, before quickly receding to a skin scent. I tested it during a workday in an office environment. It didn’t particularly offend anyone, but it also didn’t elicit any compliments.
Final Thoughts
This is for the individual who wants to vaguely smell in the direction of luxury without committing to the genuine article. Perhaps a student on a tight income looking for an evening scent to wear while out clubbing. Someone unconcerned with subtlety or nuance and merely looking for something assertive and dark. They prioritize quantity over quality and want a scent to announce their presence.
Performance Audit
Based on average wear time
Sillage & radius
Relative to market avg
Why we track this:
Price Arbitrage: Significant savings compared to the original Louis Vuitton pricing.
Community Verified: Cross-referenced against 257 enthusiast votes for accuracy.