Suits

How it Smells

Suits throws a curveball right from the start. The bergamot is there, alright, but it's joined by an odd, almost candied black pepper. Think pink peppercorns soaked in simple syrup, not the sharp, bracing spice you'd expect. The lily-of-the-valley in the heart emerges quickly, creating a powdery sweetness that leans more floral than green. Patchouli tries to cut through this, but it's a clean, laundered version, lacking the earthy depth of the inspiration. The drydown brings vanilla and ambergris, a comforting mix that's slightly sweet, slightly salty, with a wisp of incense. However, that incense has a chemical tinge to it, a burning plastic aroma that lingers. It's a respectable attempt, but the differences become apparent upon close inspection.

To Buy or Not to Buy?

Wearing Suits is like wearing a nicely tailored suit that's just a bit off – the cut is familiar, but the fabric doesn't quite drape the same way. You gain a versatile and office-appropriate fragrance that draws compliments and gives a similar vibe. What's lost is the elegance, the depth, and that touch of smoky sophistication of the original. This is more daytime formal, less black tie.

Performance Reality Check

Suits lasts about 6 hours on my skin with moderate projection for the first 2 hours, then settling closer to the body. I tested it during a chilly evening out and found it could get lost in the crowd. However, in the controlled climate of an office, it performs admirably. I got several unsolicited compliments, although no one knew exactly what it was cloning.