Hyp Vanilla

How it Smells

Hyp Vanilla kicks off with a boozy swagger, like rum-soaked raisins. I get a good dose of myrrh right away too, giving it an almost medicinal, earthy edge that contrasts sharply with the vanilla. The heart leans into the roasted notes; imagine strong coffee brewing next to a bowl of stewed plums. I was hoping for more barley, but it's subtle, more like a hint of dry malt. The drydown is where it diverges most from its inspiration. The vanilla becomes the star, almost too sweet at times, like vanilla extract spilled on new leather. The tobacco is whisper-thin, more of a suggestion than a statement. A slight synthetic edge lingers, reminiscent of acetone.

The Verdict

This is a great choice for anyone who appreciates a gourmand fragrance with a bit of sophistication. I see this on a creative professional - a freelance writer or graphic designer - who favors comfy sweaters, enjoys craft cocktails, and spends their weekends browsing independent bookstores. Ideal for cozy nights in or casual daytime wear during fall and winter.

Longevity & Projection

I consistently get about 6-7 hours of wear with Hyp Vanilla. Projection is moderate; within arm's reach for the first few hours, then settling closer to the skin. I wore it during a rainy afternoon reading in a coffee shop, and it fit the vibe perfectly. Also tried it during a crowded happy hour - it got slightly lost in the mix.